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Looking for a play about the timeless feud between Robots and Werewolves? How about a Burlesque show that ruins your childhood? A Cabaret where Stand Up Comedians become Drag Queens?

You've come to the right place.

Curated by Draglesque Performer and Producer of Wholesome Transsexual Fun, Anya Knees, Anya's List is where you'll find the queerest and most spectacular fringe theatre Seattle has to offer.

Whether you're looking to make your trip to Seattle memorable, or you've lived here for years and want to see something new,

Anya's got you covered.

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Theatre

Immerse Yourself

1984

18th & Union
February 21st--March 14th
Tickets: $15--$28

Based on the iconic novel by George Orwell, 1984 is the story of Winston Smith, an insignificant party member in the giant machine state of Oceania. Physically and mentally under the omnipresent eye of Big Brother, Winston has been caught struggling for scraps of love and freedom in a world awash with distrust and violence. With the brutal "assistance" of four Party Members who reenact scenes from his diary, Winston is forced to confess his Thoughtcrimes before an unseen inquisitor.

The Creation of the World...
and Other Business

Theatre 9/12
February 7th--March 1st
Tickets: Pay What You Can

The actors of Theatre9/12 are excited and energized to present a comedy by one of Americas greatest playwrights that provokes discussion of the very root of our current political situation.  The news tells us what happened; this play challenges us with "why?"

We are producing Arthur Miller's The Creation of the World and Other Business.  This is his comedic yet incisive retelling of Genesis from the creation of humanity  until their expulsion.  However, the play is an exploration of mankind's choices and asks the question: Where does evil come from?

Originally staged on Broadway with a Borscht Belt style played up for silliness, the production did not succeed as its great ideas were sacrificed for laughs.  Subsequent productions in New York City, D.C., and Canada have proven this rare comedy by this multi-award winning playwright is a hidden treasure.

The Moors

Dacha Theatre
in association with Theatre Off Jackson
February 21st--March 7th
Tickets: $1--$40

The wind-swept moors are a bleak and vicious landscape, and their inhabitants are no less wild. Two sisters, an erratic maid, and a rather large mastiff strategize, scrub, and sigh in a labyrinthine Victorian mansion. The entrance of a governess and crash-landing of a moor-hen set all four on a strange trajectory, one step closer to the thrill and danger of being truly seen. 

You'd Better Sit Down For This

Annex Theatre
January 30th--February 29th
Tickets: $10--$40

Margaret gets some shocking news from the DMV: she's actually a robot.
("Department of Monster Verification." Our logos are different.) Should we mention the evil werewolves? Or the mad gorilla scientists? Nah, just come see it for yourself.

 

From the Transsexual who brought you the Ah, Yes, The Two Genders series, comes an all-new exercise in general buffoonery! 

2 Stand-Up Comics, 2 Burlesque Dancers, 2 Drag Queens/Kings, 2 Sketch Comics, 2 Improv-ers, and 2 Slam Poets are randomly assigned each other's art, get one month to prepare, then sink or swim in this exciting (for you) and terrifying (for them) show. We can't tell you what will happen on that stage, except that 

This Will Probably Not Suck!

Coming Soon to Copious, March 7th

Produced by Anya Knees

 

Burlesque

Let Yourself be Tantalized

 

The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes: A Literary Burlesque

March 27th & 28th

Tickle MY Elmo

February 22nd

Icons and Legends

February 22nd

Friday the 13th: Part 69

March 13th

Coming to Emerald City Comic Con March 13th & 14th

Get in the ring for the ultimate pop culture burlesque boss battle! Vamptastic Productions joins forces with Emerald City Comic Con and Jo Jo Stiletto to bring you an epic Emerald City Rumble of battles, bras, and badasses. Pulling competitors from all corners of fandom universes, your favorites will face off for the title of Biggest Baddie in Burlesque.

Much like in fictional worlds, in this world we can all be considered the bad guy: the villain in someone's backstory, misunderstood and misrepresented, written by those who intend to harm us. Are we really bad or just drawn that way? Who will die a hero and who live long enough to become the villain? The villains are ready to set the record straight over two nights and four shows only. Are you ready to rumble? Tickets start at $29. This is an 18+ only event with ID.

 

Drag, Burlesque, Variety
Pick Your Pleasure

Reoccurring Shows

 

Mimosa's Cabaret: Illegally Blonde

The Unicorn/Narwhal
Sundays @ 1pm
Tickets: $25

Do you feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life? We sure do, which is why we are opening 2020 with our newest mini musical production "Illegally Blonde". Come see Elle as she chases love by getting into Harvard Law School...what, like it's hard? You can't miss this hilarious, high energy dance show complete with more quick changes than we've ever done at Mimosas Cabaret. This show will have you screaming Oh My God, Oh My God You Guys. 

Let the cast of Mimosas Cabaret take you on a hysterical journey of fun and laughter. It's comedy, lip-sync, live singing, performance art, audience participation, great food, fabulous drinks and fierce entertainers all rolled up into one epic show!

When Jonelle Dinklebreeze is forced to return to her hometown of Pippistrellus on a mission to retrieve the Soulstone, she stumbles upon a side quest that turns her whole world upside-down: all the children have gone missing! Kidnapped by those fiendish vampires, no doubt! Now, she must team up with her estranged sister, gather three party members, and save the missing children. But surprises lurk at every turn in the Neverwood...
A choose-your-own-adventure style comedy complete with pole dancing, puzzle solving, and a reoccurring McRib joke, The Vampires of the Neverwood delivers an unforgettable D and D adventure sure to raise the steaks for your Halloween.
It's also super gay.

Coming Soon to Annex Theatre, October 2020

Written and Devised by Butch Alice and Anya Knees

 

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